January 16, 2018

Were you looking for me?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Benjamin Vulpes @ 6:54 a.m.

It started, as so many magical things do, in #trilema. A wild camho appeared, but upon investigation and to much disappointment, the 'ho in question revealed its final form to be that of the XY type. Some trolling was engaged in; the trap in question got butthurt and spent some time bothering me in PM:

ben_vulpes: btcvixen back for more?
2018-01-11 21:47:07 btcvixen perhaps, but i don't think mirceau would like to lose a second round
2018-01-11 22:09:45 ben_vulpes haw haw lose a second round that's rich
2018-01-11 22:09:59 ben_vulpes irccops showed up, did nothing
2018-01-11 22:51:41 btcvixen well
2018-01-11 22:52:26 btcvixen i know in the grand scheme of things, i'm an honest sweet person, and he's a prick. So i'm not really too concerned about whatever he thinks.
2018-01-11 23:11:40 ben_vulpes rather serious retrenchment from "he lost the first round!!!"
2018-01-11 23:50:09 btcvixen i meant in the battle of wits with me, he didn't do anything but spew nothing of substance then i was silenced
2018-01-11 23:52:36 ben_vulpes that's an interpretation that exists only in your own head, y'realize?
2018-01-11 23:52:53 ben_vulpes if any'd taken your side you mighta seen evidence with someone giving you voice to further argue

And then soooooomeone, clearly an anonymous dog on the internet, calls my mother, literally calls my mother to tattle on me.

"Hi this message is for Benjamin Kaplin. I think he's a graduate of Portland State University. Your son seems to be committing fraud online and we're trying to get a hold of him before they start to really escalate. You just need to do the right thing. Anyway if you if you speak with him I would just let him know that there's a lot of people on his tail and not taking it too lightly."

Tsk, tsk! And all this from an "honest sweet person".

This limp-dick best-effort attempt doesn't even begin to approach the professionalism of the Indian IRS impersonator/intimidators who at least leave a callback number on which to troll back. I'm not even hard to get a hold of, I publish mild hate speech under my own name and hang out in #trilema on freenode all day. My email's even available on this website! It's all so amateur, especially the part where they got my fucking name wrong. The intimidation is risible, the deliberate ignorance is offensive.

As the man says, life's tough when you're one "nuh uh" away from a mental breakdown.


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